Department of Good Ideas: Are you looking for a Job yet?

A new White House-backed ad campaign aims to encourage people who are unemployed or unhappy in their jobs or careers to go out and “find something new.”

First and foremost, we are eating the animals on our planets, and looking for more to hit over the head. I do not care for those “levels of raising cattle” from 1–5 at some meat places. Step four seems the best, they get animal planet, then get slaughtered.

The quick answer, the right answer: Open a restaurant, People have to eat! No, we must all flee to the…